Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?” The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash yourself.

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.