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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no …

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Stan: I won 92

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!

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A drunk stammers out of a bar

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. The …

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