My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
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Mum, does God use the
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
Přečíst celý »Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no …
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Přečíst celý »Stan: I won 92
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
Přečíst celý »May: What position does your brother play in
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
Přečíst celý »Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
Přečíst celý »A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!
Přečíst celý »What kind of bath can you take without
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
Přečíst celý »A drunk stammers out of a bar
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. The …
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