Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “
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I see the baby’s nose is running
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”
Přečíst celý »A distraught mum rushed into the back
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”
Přečíst celý »How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
Přečíst celý »Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.
Přečíst celý »Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Přečíst celý »Do you like your
Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
Přečíst celý »Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!
Přečíst celý »How do you get a paper baby?
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
Přečíst celý »What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
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