Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.
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When a baby is learning to eat,
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?
Přečíst celý »Why did the baby monster put his father
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Přečíst celý »Mum, is it true my baby sister came
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.
Přečíst celý »Three men were discussing at a bar about
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third …
Přečíst celý »Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many baby sitters
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Přečíst celý »Dewey and Odell met
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him …
Přečíst celý »A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the …
Přečíst celý »What will fall on the lawn first? An
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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