Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill’s wife isn’t wearing any underwear.Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill’s wife follows him and asks, “Did you …
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Scott Kennedy: Picky About Men
I am single by the way… I know why, ’cause I’m picky. I want a guy who can throw a football and a tantrum.
Přečíst celý »S&M for Married Couples
Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives.Sue said, “Mine’s OK. We get it on every week, but it’s no big adventure. How’s yours?”Sally replied, “It’s great ever since we got into S&M.”Sue was surprised. “Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you’d go for that.”“Oh, sure,” says Sally, …
Přečíst celý »Ryan Belleville: Every Relationship Has Arguments
I’ve been dating the same girl for a while. Occasionally, we still fight ’cause, you know, there’s still arguments. Every relationship you have arguments — because bitches be crazy.
Přečíst celý »Royale Watkins: Fifth Anniversary
Last night, my wife and I celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary. You know what five years is? Just long enough for me to think this one might not work out.
Přečíst celý »Rondell Sheridan: Waking Up in the Middle of the Night
You ever wake up in the middle of the night, and you roll over and look at your mate, and the moonlight catches them just right, and you just want to gingerly reach over and smack the crap out of them?
Přečíst celý »Rondell Sheridan: Until You Sleep With Someone
I don’t think you really and truly get to know someone until you sleep with them. And I’m not talking about sex, I’m talking about being unconscious in a bed with someone. Right now, all the married couples are going, ‘That’s the same thing, isn’t it?’
Přečíst celý »Rondell Sheridan: Court Stenographer
I think the moment you’re in a relationship, you should be supplied with your own court stenographer — you know, that person that sits in the courtroom and types down every word that is said. How many of you in your relationship have ever had to say to your mate, …
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: Talk Too Much
My man tried to leave me for talking too much, but I talked him out of it.
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: One Reason I Can’t Be a Lesbian
Some of my best friends are lesbians. But one reason I can’t be no lesbian — for example, you out on a date with your man, he start getting on your nerve, you can go to the bathroom. You can get away. But if your man is a woman, she’ll …
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