Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A: A Protractor
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A Night’s Sleep
On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door. An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johhny a …
Přečíst celý »A little boy wrote to Santa …
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
Přečíst celý »A Joke of Genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.
Přečíst celý »A Disney Break-Up
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken’s breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, “She’s been a problem since day one. I’m glad you finally saw that she’s crazy.” Mickey …
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s So Old…Social Security
Yo’ mama so old, her social security number is two!
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama’s So Old… Hour
Yo’ mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s So Old
Yo’ mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so ghetto… wheelies
Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so fat… two buses
Yo mama’s so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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