Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Přečíst celý »Roční archivy: 2016
We Cause Blindness
How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Hoe Down
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she went to a hoe down and dropped to the floor.
Přečíst celý »Ways to Say “He’s Dumb”
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. 3. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 4. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 5. Forgot to pay his brain …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Asked to Leave
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Přečíst celý »Washing Machine
What do women and washing machines have in common? They both leak when they’re fucked!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Trophies
Yo’ Mama is so short, she models for trophies.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field
Yo’ Mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.
Přečíst celý »Wake up, Stand up
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, “Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body.” The woman replies, “If those little boys saw your naked body, they’d close their blinds.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Rains
Yo’ Mama is so short, she’s the last one to know when it rains.
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