What do you call the space between a woman’s breasts and her vagina? A waste.

Yo’ Mama is so short, she has to look up to see what’s going down.

Everybody knew my father. He would come home; hoodlums are standing around. ‘Hey, Mr. Morris, how was work today?’ ‘You motherf**kers wouldn’t know, would you?’

Yo’ Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core — and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

Yo’ Mama so redneck, she thought an elevator was a mobile home.

Hillbillies should never have cash, OK? Graceland is so tacky, Puerto Rican people walk out of there going, ‘That’s some tacky stuff there, man.’

Yo’ Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.

Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

Yo’ Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.