Q: What’s another name for undercover cops?A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she can’t afford window shopping.

I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when asked to use the bathroom, she handed me a shovel and opened the back door.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe, and when I asked if she lost a shoe, she said, “No, I found one.”

You finally meet a guy who buys you flowers and opens the door for you, and you go, ‘F**kin’ wimp. Mama’s boy! Go on back to Mama. Send me back somebody who will treat me like sh*t.’

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I threw a rock through her window and hit everyone inside.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she’s always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.