1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them. 2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles. 3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don’t water it down, …

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only gets robbed for practice.

Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?A: If anyone else would have invented it, it would be called “teethpaste.”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.

I was in Atlantic City not too long ago. You just walk around, go, ‘What in the hell happened to you?’ There are people Picasso would look at and go, ‘Hmm, nothing I can do with that.’

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to get a take a second mortgage on her cardboard shelter.

I seen a white lady with yellow teeth today. She looked like a deviled egg.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.

I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she uses garbage bags for luggage.