Yo’ Mama is so old, she got mistaken for a lost resident by the cemetery keeper.

Yo’ Mama is so old, I took her to see “Jurassic Park” and she started having flashbacks.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she remembers the Grand Canyon as a ditch.

Men are like toilets, they’re either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of s**t.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from drowning.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn’t have to animate for “Jurassic Park.”

What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

I stopped buying makeup when I wandered into a department store recently and noticed that the makeup sales ladies are starting to dress like research scientists. They’re back there with slide rules and computerized skin charts. And you know they probably didn’t finish high school, but they’re wearing lab coats.