Yo’ Mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

What did one surfer say to the other? DUDE!

Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, powdered milk comes out.

You sing so well you belong on a stage……. coach one leaves in five minutes!

Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

— Not the brightest crayon in the box— Not the sharpest knife in the drawer— Not the funniest clown in the circus— Not the fastest horse in the race— Not the sharpest tool in the shed— Not the brightest star in the sky— Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate

Yo’ Mama is so old, her birth certificate expired.

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, “Hey where’d ya get the pig?” The woman replies, “Listen you drunken bastard, that’s a dog not a pig.” The man then said, “Take it easy, I was …

Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly button is between her breasts.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.