Yo’ Mama is so hairy, her knees have bangs.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.

Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

Yo’ Mama is so flat, she tattooed “Front” on her chest.

You’re so small that when it rains you’re the last to know!

Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, “Here comes the school bus.”

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41 – 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore an “X-Files” t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.