Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Treasure
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Přečíst celý »Republicans in Heaven
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven? If there were any more, it’d be hell.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sea World
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets paid to visit Sea World.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t even take her out.
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Scott Baio Sighting
I was in a pizza place today. I saw Scott Baio — that dude could cook.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rotation
Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tears
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.
Přečíst celý »Rene Hicks: Family Reunions
Last weekend, I went to my family reunion. And you people know, family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll Over
Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she and yo’ daddy are through having sex, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.
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