Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s banned from all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs away from her.

I went to the Reagan Library today. It’s very nice; it’s very roomy. It’s not cluttered with books except for the ones he’s read, and that one’s being checked out. It’s the Reader’s Digest condensed version of ‘The Cat in the Hat.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s donating her body to science fiction.

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.The cop says, “Isn’t it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?”The driver says, “Who’s stupid? I’m dry in my car. You’re the one who’s standing out in the rain.”

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so Santa wouldn’t cry for the photo.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes the radio skip when she dances.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, cats tried to bury her in the sandbox.