Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

If I needed any s**t from you, I’d squeeze your head.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw them.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.