Yo’ Mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks like her neck took a crap on her shoulders.

Q: You are in a room with three monkeys. One holds a banana, one holds a book, and one holds a pencil. Who is the smartest primate in the room? A: Hopefully you.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.A tree falls on him.Does anyone care?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, “Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo’ Mama.”