Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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Mike Dugan: Philosophy Jokes in Alabama
They don’t get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Map
Yo’ Mama is so fat, you need a map to pass her on the street.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Fear
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even describe her ’cause I’m too scared to look.
Přečíst celý »Microsoftie
Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A: “Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Manicure
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Family Portraits
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves.
Přečíst celý »Michigan State Fans
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?A: A whine cellar.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider
Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doggie Style
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’ daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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