Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.
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Male Chauvinist Pig
Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Breastfeed
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.
Přečíst celý »Male Animal
How many men does it take to mop a floor? None. It’s a woman’s job.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars… .
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she finally turned herself around during the “Hokey Pokey,” everyone gave her a welcome back party.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Blind Kids
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she make blind kids cry.
Přečíst celý »Mad Cow Immunity
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A: They’re all pigs.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five
Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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