Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the stairway to Heaven.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bananas
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.
Přečíst celý »M.A.R.I.N.E.
Q: What does “Marine” stand for? A: Muscles are required; intellegence not expected.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bag of Crap
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grease the Door
Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Přečíst celý »Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
Q: What is the definition of a “lucky break”?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Gravy
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.
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