Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the stairway to Heaven.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.

Q: What does “Marine” stand for? A: Muscles are required; intellegence not expected.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Q: What is the definition of a “lucky break”?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There was an empty seat.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.