Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her scale reads “Game Over.”
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Urine Test
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t pass a urine test.
Přečíst celý »Lawyers’ Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fur Coat
Yo’ Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her neighbor a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment.
Přečíst celý »Lawyers vs. Vampires
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Full Sweaters
Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she’s gathered full sweaters.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Smash
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Dinner Mishap
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.
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