Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the local gym referred her to an evangelical church where they have a better chance of performing miracles.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s gotta call the fire department when her hemorrhoids get inflamed.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, “Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o’clock.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Subway made trains.

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: People wouldn’t lick them.