Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t identify a picture of her feet.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the tragedy?A: The minivan could’ve held eight lawyers.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stamped her foot and missed the ground.

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A: They don’t become so attached to the lawyers.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought spitball was a sport.

Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the officer told her she broke the speed limit, she offered to fix it.