Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds chocolate milk.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Perspective
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Přečíst celý »Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky
They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers. I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Kentucky. They don’t have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there. They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie O’Donnell. They’re like, ‘Is she attractive?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chins
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her chins rest on her ankles.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pepsi Challenge
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and she chose Jif.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chilly
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penny
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
Přečíst celý »Jonathan Solomon: On George H. W. Bush
He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates to a naked picture of Chef Boyardee.
Přečíst celý »Jonathan Solomon: Basic Dad
He’s your basic dad: he has no idea what’s going on. He’s never done any drugs, but he’s burnt beyond recognition.
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