Yo’ Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, “Hey you guys, break it up!”

How many people here are stupid? It’s good to be stupid. It takes a lot of pressure off you. You do something wrong — ‘What are you, stupid?’ ‘Yeah.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.

She’s not that bright. She calls me up yesterday, ‘John, the light bulb in the bathroom burned out. I don’t know how to change it.’ I said, ‘First, you fill the tub with water.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, “Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for freight delivery.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

The reason old men use Viagra is not because they’re impotent. It’s because old women are so very ugly.

Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Master P was a special restroom.