Yo’ Mama is like a hardware store: 25 cents for a screw.

People come up to me, and they say, ‘Gene, certainly comedy can’t be your main source of income.’

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.

He goes, ‘I’m sorry. My gardener’s Mexican. He doesn’t look or act anything like you.’ I said, ‘That’s a coincidence because my landlord’s a moron, and you guys dress totally different.’

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo’ Mama is like a fast food: full of fat and only a buck.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she filled out a job application, and where it said, “Don’t Write Below This Line,” she wrote, “OK!”

Q; What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians? A: A drummer.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned around and went home.