Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody gets a turn.

I grew up in an Italian family. Kinda strange, my mother taught me how to shave.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put the air conditioner in backwards so she could chill outside.

Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

I never forget a face — but in your case, I’ll make an exception.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she vacuums her sheets instead of washing them.

Yo’ Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that’s full of gas.

Q: What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when she walks by, trash plugs its nose.

Yo’ Mama is like a beached whale: stinky and tragic, but you can’t help but stare.