Yo’ Mama is so stanky, the couch gets up when she sits down.
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bag of Chips
Yo’ Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Oxygen
Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to wear the oxygen mask.
Přečíst celý »Yo Slatternly Mama
Yo mama’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Garbage Man
Yo’ Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won’t pick her up.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama…Web 2.0
Yo Mama’s so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get the water to hit her.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama…Sorry
Yo mama’s so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought you a cake so big you gotta eat it twice to have it once!
Přečíst celý »Feel Like a Woman
A plane is passing through a storm when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman freaks out and screams, “I’m too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be satisfying. I’ve had plenty of sex, but I’ve never been fulfilled. Is there anyone on this …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Laptop
Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she broke both legs trying to use a laptop.
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