Your mama’s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on vacation.

Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump through her a**hole.

Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

I would like to begin by clearing up a misconception. Apparently, some people think that just because I’m a dork that that automatically means that I have to be a loser. Let me tell you something — that is a coincidence.

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo’ mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sperm bank.

Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.