What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
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What is grosser than gross?
A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick it up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter have acted like a kind of flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, …
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
Přečíst celý »What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common? A: Wet noses.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A: A soggy butt.
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What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
Přečíst celý »We’re Studying Hard
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was …
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