An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. ”I’ve never been better!” he boasted. ”I’ve got an 18 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, …
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Where’s the Husband?
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”“I know!” the next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his …
Přečíst celý »What Would Tiger Do?
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”“Tiger Woods, the golfer.”“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.”The couple then makes passionate …
Přečíst celý »What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like — Mr. Plumber?”A few days went by, and his wife …
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Wedding Seating
The bride’s family sat on this side, and the groom’s family sat on that side ’cause of the restraining order.
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Like a Fairy Tale
My love life is like a fairy tale — it’s grim.
Přečíst celý »Wedding Day Bliss
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it …
Přečíst celý »View From the Watch Tower
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger.The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on …
Přečíst celý »Victoria Jackson: Playboy for Married Men
Someone told my husband and I that there’s a new Playboy for married men — and it has the same centerfold every month.
Přečíst celý »Victoria Jackson: Meeting the Cops
When I first called up my high school sweetheart, I hadn’t seen him for 12 years, and I found out that he had become a cop. And I thought, ‘Oh, cops are so brave! They’re heroes and protect us from bad people and risk their lives!’ Then I met them …
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