She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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So Blonde… Blood Test
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Přečíst celý »So Blonde… Airport Left
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went back home.
Přečíst celý »So Blonde… 60 Minutes
She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
Přečíst celý »So Blonde… “Soul Train”
She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”
Přečíst celý »Snowblonde
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head first.
Přečíst celý »Smile If You’re Blonde
Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
Přečíst celý »Sliding Doors
How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!
Přečíst celý »Sleeping Blonde
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?A: She forgot to close her eyes.
Přečíst celý »Sky Diving
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive? A: So they don’t whistle on their way down.
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