How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer? There is white out all over the screen.

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn’t just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend “how could I show people I’m not just a dumb blonde?” Her friend says, “First learn all the provinces and their capitals.” So that week the blonde …

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?A: One. The rest are all true stories.

Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: They always leave to go answer the door.

Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A: Nerdy co-eds blow the curve. blondes blow the professor.

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence.

Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?”Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.”Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?”Blonde: “No, but I …

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they’re coming home or going to work.

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming “lifesaver! lifesaver!” The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks “cherry or grape?”