The following sign was posted at a fast-food restaurant owned by two blondes: Parking for drive-through customers only!
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F-A-R-M
How does a blonde spell “farm?” E-I-E-I-O!!
Přečíst celý »Eternity
Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
Přečíst celý »Dumb Brunettes
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
Přečíst celý »Don’t Step Out of the Car
A blonde is driving her new sports car and cuts out in front of a semi, almost causing it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he …
Přečíst celý »Dead Blonde in Closet
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide-and-seek champion of 1996.
Přečíst celý »Crossing the Lake
Two people are on opposite sides of a lake. One yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other shouts back.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Přečíst celý »Confusing Blonde
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she did.
Přečíst celý »Christmas Blondes
Q: What do you call three blondes at Christmas? A: Ho, ho, ho!
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