A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns. The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to …

Two blondes wait at a bus stop.A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry.”The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?”

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train, and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on, …

Q: What is the difference between a brunette and garbage? A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.

A brunette is walking through the country when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “OK. Give …

Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? A: Her ears flap.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet’N Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? A: There’s a stamp on it.