Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A: They can’t get their heads in the jars.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They’re easier to keep amused.

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: She sits by a candle. Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: She lights it.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting it back on? A: The bottle cap said, “Sorry, try again.”

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute.” The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: The translator.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!”

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.