Q: How do you recognize a blonde’s tricycle? A: It’s the one with the kickstand.

A boss tells a blonde applicant, “I’ll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I’ll raise it to $10 an hour. So when would you like to start?” She replies, “In three months.”

Q: Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes? A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.

Q: What did the blonde fill in for “Salary Expected” on a job application? A: Yes.

Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.

A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license. “You cops should get it together,” she said. “One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you.”

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you’re doing.”At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller …

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down …

Q: What is a blonde’s favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

Q: What’s brown and black and blue all over? A: A brunette who has been telling too many blonde jokes.