A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.“That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?”
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Blonde’s Computer Freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Coat Hanger
Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the backseat of her car? A: In case she locks her keys inside.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Challenge
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Car Preferences
Q: Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? A: She can spell BMW.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Bridge
Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? A: So she could have shade when she swam across.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Brain Transplant
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Best 10 Years
Q: What are the best 10 years of a blonde’s life?A: Third grade.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Arrow
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Appendicitis
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”
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