A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?” She replies, “Sorry, this is a library.” The blonde whispers, “Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?”
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Blonde in a Leather Jacket
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: A rebel without a clue.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Helps with Laundry
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde asked, “Are you going to set it on fire?”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Hears Voices
Blonde: “Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices.”Doc: “When are you hearing these voices?”Blonde: “When I’m on the telephone.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Headlights
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Half-Wit
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Hair
Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast? A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Přečíst celý »Blonde Grenadier
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Gets a Job
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club? A: She told them she was good at handling members.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Email
Q: How do you know when a blonde’s been sending email? A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.
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