A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, “Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces.”

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn’t afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.

Q: What’s worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette — the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it. It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?” She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”

A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, “All right, …

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.