Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.” A few minutes passed and …

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my …

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, “Let’s hide in that barn, they’ll never find us.” So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down. The next morning, the …

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, “This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it.” The librarian says to her …

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette. “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after their boss. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the …

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? A: “Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong!”

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’s name tag? A: “What did you name the other one?”