I’m trying to quit because I found out they’re using caffeine as an insecticide now. They’re spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, ‘I’m putting that in my body every day?’ Just to prove I’m wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took …
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Henriette Mantel: Horse Love
I just wrote an article about the love I always have for my horse. It’s entitled, ‘I’m Stable; You Live in One.’
Přečíst celý »Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.
Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs? Wherever you put it, dumbass.
Přečíst celý »Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog? A: A six-foot toothbrush.
Přečíst celý »Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran… wouldn’t you?
Přečíst celý »Gynecologist and a Dog
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?A: Wet noses.
Přečíst celý »Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.
Přečíst celý »Gray on the Inside
Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Přečíst celý »Gorilla and Computer
Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.
Přečíst celý »Gone With The Schwinn
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common? They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
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