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Bob Marley: Atkins Diet

I thought I’d like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I’ve got bacon fat dripping off …

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Blossom & Porky

An old lady meets a little girl in the park with her dog. She asks, “What’s your name, little girl?” “Blossom,” answers the girl. “Oh, that’s a beautiful name. How did you get it?” The little girl explained, “Well, my mommy was pregnant, and a blossom fell out of a …

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Blonde NASA Engineer

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig #1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the …

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Blonde in Disguise

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?” she asks. The shepherd agrees. She blurts …

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Blonde Counting Sheep

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have any one you want.” The blonde looks around her …

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Blonde & Goldfish

A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them. She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ”Now, what do I give them to drink?”

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