The petting zoo’s a great place to go if you want to discard your child’s clothing in a goat’s stomach.
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Bill Coronel: Dog Food Guideline
I don’t eat food that a dog won’t touch. That’s my guideline. Try to give tofu to a dog. He goes, ‘I don’t think so. No.’ It’s a dog. It licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. If he doesn’t like something, I go with that opinion. He’s drinking …
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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers.
Přečíst celý »Best Goldfish Joke Ever
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, “You man the guns; I’ll drive.”
Přečíst celý »Bells on Cows
Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows? A: Their horns don’t work.
Přečíst celý »Beethoven’s Chicken
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Přečíst celý »Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.
Přečíst celý »Bee Pee
Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.
Přečíst celý »Bear on a Rampage
A bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing two hikes. They both start running for their lives, but then one of them stops to put on his running shoes. His friends says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!” His friend replies, “I don’t have to …
Přečíst celý »Bear & Toilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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