A lot of people think I look like Alec Baldwin. They don’t actually tell me that, but I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re thinking.
Přečíst celý »Roční archivy: 2016
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Hydrants
Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it takes her half an hour to walk a block because she stops at all the hydrants.
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Love My 30s
I love being in my 30s: I figured out my past; I kind of know where I’m going. But I found a gray hair, and that completely flipped me out ’cause it was the first one on my chest.
Přečíst celý »Jason Andors: At Home With My Mom
I still live at home with my mom — loser. But I’m not stupid, you know. Now that I’m an adult, I tell the ladies I let my mom stay with me.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Flossing
Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she flosses with bacon.
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Like Most Women
I don’t mean to stereotype, but like most women, I love to shoplift.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Brushing
Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she brushes her hair with her toothbrush.
Přečíst celý »Jamie Lissow: Fastest Way to Look Ripped
I like working out, but I can’t stand the characters in the public gym. No matter what city I’m in, there’s always the same people in there. There’s always that one guy that’s figured out the quickest way to look real big without actually training with weights is to squeeze …
Přečíst celý »Well-Endowed Hunchback
A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis.The guy says, “Man, if I had a d**k that big, I would be sucking it all day.”The hunchback …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Tarzan
Yo’ Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn’t get through her bush.
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