Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!

Hey babe, let’s play football! You can have first down. High five!

Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High five!

Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and run? High five!

Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!

When I see you, there’s a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!

Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin. High five!

Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants! High five!

Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field advantage. High five!

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? “Ho. Ho. Ho.”