Wanna check out my handheld? It’s in my pants.

I’d love to hack your box.

Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some level grinding?

Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.

You’re a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

Your form is more arousing to me than that of a Twi’lek pleasure slave.

You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to make an appearance in Kirk’s quarters next chapter.

Let’s get embedded.

Are you the droid I’m looking for?

Do me or do not; there is no try.