A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

What’s your sign? I hope it’s “Yield.”

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?

I’m feeling a little off today. How about turning me on?

I’m new around here. Can I have directions to your apartment?

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Would you rather I buy you a drink or just give you the money for it?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.