How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
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If you take half from
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
Přečíst celý »What lands as often on its tail as it does its
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
Přečíst celý »Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
Přečíst celý »If you had a million dollars and gave away one
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
Přečíst celý »Who makes a million dollars a day?
Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
Přečíst celý »Why was the skunk arrested for
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Přečíst celý »If George Washington were
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.
Přečíst celý »What dog has
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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