When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
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Where’s the safest place to
Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Přečíst celý »Why does a man only get half-hour
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
Přečíst celý »How are men like carpet
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Přečíst celý »Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man who opens the car door for
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
Přečíst celý »How many men does it take to change a roll of
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it’s never happened.
Přečíst celý »How many men does it take to make
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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What’s a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Přečíst celý »What does a man consider to be a seven course
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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